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Old 03-13-2012, 11:00 AM
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Let's try to write a song/poem about this???

Any takers?

First the tide rushes in
Plants a kiss on the chore
Then folds out to the tee
And the tee is very stiff once more
So I rush to give you a ride
To get or steal more tide
It is here by your side

With one burning thought
How do you get more tide
Will your arms open wide
While I am still by your side

At last we're at the place
Where we can wash off
the kiss from our last embrace

I can tell, I can feel
You fit like a glove
And can get out meals
Really work well after the rain
In the dark, in the sun
Like the tide in the tub
You do not even have to rub
I'm at peace in the web of your suds

Modifying the 1953 song "Ebb Tide" by the lyricist Carl Sigman and composer Robert Maxwell.