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Old 03-13-2012, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Graytop View Post
The orange box Oh so pretty,
The contents so so gritty,
Bad stains they cause so much grief,
But not in the eyes of the thief.
For the suds he doesn't much care, not with narcotics out there.
I'll trade my detergent for crack,.... reefer, pills or smack.
I've let go... all my pride,...so I can steal all of your Tide.


THERE, That was really, really bad... I can't believe I humiliated myself just because you asked.....
Ah yes. Investing in Proctor and Gamble was a good idea!

but I read this thread thinking it would be a "dirty" joke....
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