[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The Whacker looks like a good topic for one of my songs/poems.

I was sixty five and he was sixty six
We rode on carts that were fixed
He wore green and I wore white
But, he would always win the fight

Blatt, blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down.

I was sixty five and he was sixty six
We rode on golf carts that were fixed
He wore green and I wore white
But, he would always win the fight

Blatt blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down.

Cops came and changed the game
When I got up, I called him lame
He would always laugh when he swung the bat
But, now he no longer thinks he is a fat cat

Blatt blatt, the cops knocked you down.
Blatt blatt, you hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, you used to whack me down.

People played, and birds sang
Just for you, the cops bells rang.

Now he's caught and we know why
He had not yet bought and had to cry
He didn't even get to say goodbye
He would not get to buy

Blatt blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down...

Modifying "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" written by Sonny Bono and released in 1966.

Thought this song was quite appropriate to modify. And the Whacker gets his justice at the end.