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Old 04-01-2012, 10:56 AM
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Default Ode to the gates.

Why do golf carts suddenly appear
Every time they are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Why do gates fall down from the sky
Every time someone walks by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that the Morses were born the fates got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled money around just like Florida weather
and even added to Lake Sumter some blue

And that is why all the carts in the Villages
Have owners who have to pay millages
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that the Morses were born the fates got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled money around just like Florida weather
and even added to Lake Sumter some blue


And just like me, they long to be
Close to you
Close to you
Close to you


Modifying "(They Long to Be) Close to You" written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David (1963).

Last edited by Taltarzac725; 04-01-2012 at 12:32 PM.