Originally Posted by ijusluvit

God was missing for six days. Eventually, the Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day, resting.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

Michael, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's North Dakota, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills. Some of the most beautiful women live there. The people from North Dakota are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, humorous, hardworking and high achieving.

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "What about Balance, God? You said there would be Balance."

Well, God smiled, "I've also created Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."


(I'm trying to inject some humor into this forum until the super pacs take over.)