So Bush had a problem alcohol, which is legal for adults to consume, and got help and is clean and sober for many, many years. Wow!; what a scandal.

Then we have rumors of a flirtation with cocaine, but no real evidence of it. Sounds like a slam dunk to me.

Mentioning Bush doesn't really help "The One" out here. I notice you never mention Bush when Obama rides his coattails, but that's typical.

Obama meanwhile brags about his joyful relationship with the illegal substance marijuana. I think that's a bit different. I don't really care, but it is what it is.