My defective detective skills have identified that the vandalism was perpetrated by a band of ne'er-do-well mercenaries hired by agents of a dark alliance of local adult communities for the sole purpose of pulling back the crime-immunity curtain from the bubble, thus not only attracting potential buyers but also driving fearful TV residents their way.
I wish that nefarious organization success...it would result in a bit more availability of tee times and dining room tables during the season.
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