[QUOTE=kathyzapp;508372]Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.
God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).