I knew you'd like it. What's more important than a guy who's courting the Latino vote to demand all these Latinos relinquish all sharp objects before he'll enter a room with them.

It's also clear he singled them out as he's never done this before. Do a Google search and see if that's not the case.

I am so thrilled that every post of mine garners such personal attention from you that I become bigger than the story.

You are such a gallant defender against all my posts that might show The Anointed One in a bad light.

Maybe he'll send you a free bumper sticker if you continue your crusade against these negative stories.