Hey, who's give a rat's patootie if the whole idea of the government forcing you to purchase a product is patently unconstitutional?

The liberal elitists want it, and they know better than anyone and should be in charge of everyone's lives because they are just so brilliant and the rest of the country is filled with ignorant rednecks who don't even know how to come in out of the rain if you held the door open for them.

Don't all the ignorant unwashed masses know that government mandated healthcare is a human rights issue?