[mrsanborn]

This could be a reality show - The Real Wives of Brownwood. No, a movie - Invasion of The View Snatchers. Pan to the house. Pan the neighborhood. Back to the house. Red Vette pulls into the driveway. Man gets out and spits. His dogs get out of the passenger side and pee on the lamp post. Suddenly, you hear, "the servants in my house don't wear shoes!" The neighbors, looking from quarter open blinds are horrified as they know they are witnessing the beginning of the Invasion of The View Snatchers!