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Originally Posted by ijusluvit
Farmer Grandma: "You'll eat a bushel of dirt before you die."
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... or a peck of dirt!
Now, what was that one about going blind??? I've been a bit forgetful lately and I can't remember what it was!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"