Ugly as a stump fence.
If I had a dog that looked like that, I would shave his as* and make him walk backwards.
He who laughs last laughs longest
Drunk as a skunk
Old as the hills
Dumber then Tom's dog
Dumber then a dog in a wood box
She is as hot as a stove top.
Cute as a bug
Six of one half a dozen of the other
Be as it may
Don't take any wooden nickles
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Life is to short to drink cheap wine.
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