[ssmith]

- too many cooks in the kitchen

- Beggers can't be choosers (or choosey)

- if wishes were horses then beggars could ride

- now that's a horse of a different color

-I wasn't born yesterday....I've been around the block you know

-You're Cruisin for a bruisin....(my family would add...-Susan= my given name)

-She's got bats in her belfry...but oh what a staircase (but only when referring to a well built ditsy girl)

-Built like a Sherman tank

-well...now that's a deep subject....for a shallow mind like mine

-Now that went over like a pregnant pole vaulter

-Don't burn your bridges behind you

-Oh for cryin out loud (my mom always said it)

-Judas H Priest (my friends mom always said it)

-See ya later alligator...afterwhile crocadile...see ya soon big baboon

-She's a Dusey (meaning something special but began by referring to the Dusenberg car....BTW I was dubbed Doozer when born...my nickname)

-Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

- he was 2 sheets to the wind (drunk)

- drunker than a skunk

- naked as a jay bird