[dillywho]

I never did see a board that didn't have two sides.

I've had worse places than that on my eyeball.

Because I'm your mother and I said so. (I gave my mom a picture of a mother hen with her hands on her hips talking to her brood of chicks in front of her that says "Because I'm The Mommy That's Why". It hangs in my laundry room now.

I don't know if I'm ridin', walkin', washin', or hangin' out.

Go pick me a switch. (Hated that old elm! Sure kept me in line, though.)

It's about time! What'd they have to do....slaughter that cow first? (What my dad would say when I'd gone out for a hamburger with the gals.)