Oh how I wish I could draw a nice cartoon. The furious Christian carrying his pet pig while standing in the blinding Minnesota snowstorm cursing the taxicab driving by an obviously Muslim cabbie at the wheel, you know full beard, narrow darting eyes, and of course the obligatory suicide vest.

If this is your fear... if we allow more of THEM into OUR country, all those stranded pig carrying taxicab needing Christians (wouldn't be Jews as they wouldn't be carrying a pig, right?) then I say close the borders (snark in case you don't catch it)

Frankly it sounds like a perfect opportunity for a good Christian to start a cab company with the slogan "We're bacon for your business" or maybe "Let us drive you, no porking problems" Let your imagination run wild.