[Joaniesmom]

Originally Posted by Skip2MySue

A new sign in the Bank Lobby
reads:

'Please note that
this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers
to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.

Customers
using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below
when accessing their
accounts.

After months
of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your
gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up
to the cash machine.
2. Put
down your car window.
3.
Insert card into machine and enter
PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash
required and withdraw.
5.
Retrieve card, cash and
receipt.
6. Put window
up.
7. Drive
off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is
really funny is that most of this part is the
truth!!!!)

1. Drive up
to cash machine.
2. Reverse
and back up to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking
brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell
phone you will call them back and hang
up.
6. Attempt to insert
card into machine.
7. Open
car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert
card.
9. Re-insert card the
right way.
10. Dig through
handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page.
11. Enter
PIN.
12. Press cancel and
re-enter correct PIN.
13.
Enter amount of cash
required.
14. Check makeup
in rear view mirror.
15.
Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.
17. Write debit
amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of
chequebook.
18. Re-check
makeup.
19. Drive forward 2
feet.
20. Reverse back to
cash machine.
21. Retrieve
card.
22. Re-empty hand bag,
locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty
look to irate male driver waiting behind
you.
24. Restart stalled
engine and pull off.
25.
Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking
Brake.

I find this offensive.