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Old 07-28-2012, 01:51 PM
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Default Butt Police

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Originally Posted by Posh 08 View Post
I was wowed about how clean and manicured TV is. Did note some cigarette butts here and there. I'm thinking about forming the Butt Pickers Club when we arrive.
You have given me an idea! (watch out)
OK, here goes......Everyone in TV must give a DNA sample. Anyone finding butts or trash turns it in to the Butt Police. They do a match and send a bill to the guilty culprit for the cost of matching plus $100. fine per butt or piece of ???. The finder gets $25. plus a box of Bill's famous popcorn and the rest of the fine goes into the amenity pool for additional amentities.
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