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Old 07-31-2012, 08:59 AM
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Ole goes fishin' everyday and comes home with bucket fuls of fish.

the Game warden follows Ole out to the ol' fishin' hole .
He watches as Ole reaches into the tackle box and pulls out a stick of tnt.
Ole lights it
The warden says "Ole' you can't do that! It's illegal"
(The fuse continues to burn )

Ole' sees the fuse is getting short and says
"did ya come out to Bee Ess or to fish?"

Ole is a great winter fisherman.
"What do you use for bait Ole ,minnows?"

Ole shakes his head
"Artificial lures ?"

Ole shakes his head
Sven says "what do you use den?"

"mmmmnmnnmn'

"What?"


Ole finally opens his mouth "worms but you got to keep them warm!"