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Old 07-31-2012, 11:26 AM
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Ole goes out ice fishing.

He finds a promising spot, drills a hole in the ice and lowers his jig into it.

Getting no bites at the first hole he moves on to the next spot, drills his hole, and again begins to fish.

Suddenly from high above he hears a deep voice that says Ole - Dere are no fish Dere

Ole begins to shake and look around for the source of the voice

Again the voice from on high Ole - Deres no fish dere

Ole trembling uncontrollably now hollars Izz dat you Lord?

The voice bellows down "No dis is sven, da manager of da ice rink"
I am relying these stories to my wife and I don't know which one of us is laughing harder.

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