Wow, RichieLion has cracked the secret code on the back of the $1 bill that has been intact since Franklin D. Roosevelt put it there. Congratulations!

Richie should have just contacted any card-carrying Progressive Pinko as the secret decoding information is printed on the back of the Progressive Pinko ID Card along with a 35 cent off coupon for a Big Mac (no Chik-Fil-A sandwiches for us!).

If I didn't know better, Richie, I would swear this revelation came to you while you were swilling Grey Goose from an ice sculpture or something just as crazy as that. But since Grey Goose is from a Socialist country, that would never happen with you.