I take exception to the mischaracteriztion of villagers being heavy drinkers. Wasn't the faux sex scandal being passed around enough. Wait a minute I'll be right back my girlfriend is complaining that I tied the ropes around her wrist too tightly
if I can get one 6 oz glass wine finsihed with my meals and not get a buzz I am doing good.
We villagers get drunk on the pure joy of living here