Tom Lehrer in Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that processional
step into that small confessional
there the guy who's got religion'll
tell you if your sin's original
if it is try playin it safer
drink the wine and chew the wafer
two four six eight
time to transubstantiate....
poisoning pidgeons in the Park:
We gained noteriety and cause much anxietey
in the Audobon Society with our games
they called it inpiety and lack of propriety
and quite a variety of unpleasant names
but it's not against any religion
to want to dispose of a pidgeon
Those are both from memory to prove what a geek I am
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Oldcoach Ed
"You cannot direct the wind, but you can adjust the sails" "Be yourself - everyone else is taken"
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