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Originally Posted by Villages PL
I would advise caution. If you get caught eating something really bad, you could be brought in to the food police station for questioning and perhaps even charged with a food felony. Do you have any idea what the food is like when you're doing time in a maximum security food prision?
Breakfast: Shredded wheat biscuit and water.
Lunch: A small bowl of tofo
Dinner: Dandelion greens
P.S. Don't ask me how I know.
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Well then you haven't been sent to the slammer in Vermont......
Breakfast: Flapjacks with natural maple syrup
Lunch: Road Kill of the Day
(could be moose; could be venison, could be groundhog; racoon, opposum or other..........)
Dinner: Leftover "road kill du jour" plus dandelion greens "in season".
Ditto for fiddleneck ferns....fiddlehead ferns.....edible and picked along the roadside in springtime.