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Old 09-05-2012, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue View Post
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had [planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my tickets. “But you don’t understand” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a showoff.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too.”

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 1:00 in the morning?” I said I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.
If you ever have another dog, don't name it Tiz! If that one runs away too you'll be running around town yelling "HERE TIZ... HERE TIZ... HERE TIZ! You'll wind up in court again and on similar charges!
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