For those who haven't had one and are wondering what it's like, think of a "Mid-life Crisis" as a "State Of The Union Address". Only instead of it being yearly in front of Congress, you just have it once at midlife (by yourself in front of your bathroom mirror).
You report to yourself on the condition of your wretched life. You outline your agenda and household priorities for the future.
1) New car
2) New house
3) New job
4) New spouse
5) Lose weight
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