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Old 09-25-2012, 04:38 PM
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He's a retired lawyer. Does that count? Anyone know any good lawyer/gator jokes?

How about, "Gators have no fear of anything, except lawyers."

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender if he served lawyers. The bartender said yes. So the man said, "good, I'll have a beer and a lawyer for my alligator."
Question. Why did the gator not eat the lawyer?
Answer. Professional Courtesy!!!!!!