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A woman and a baby were in the

doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the

baby's first exam.


The doctor arrived, and examined

the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if

the baby was breast-fed or

bottle-fed.




'Breast-fed,' she

replied..


'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor

ordered.


She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded,

and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and

detailed examination.


Motioning to her to get dressed, the

doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any

milk.'


I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I

came

in.