I was sitting in town square the other nite
listening to the music
and there was a lady and man next to me
not together the lady started talking to the man
she said i havent seen you here before
he said yes ive been away for seven years
oh she said
where have you been
his ans in jail , they said i pushed my wife into the lake by the alligators
and she died
the lady i thought would bolt
INSTEAD SHE SAID OH YOUR SINGLE THEN
just put my own touch on a very old joke
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