[graciegirl]

You can run but you cannot hide...
From a dog poop thread, just bein' snide.
Discussion will follow ad infinitum
With plastic bags and advice we will greet 'em.

Those poor furry creature are maligned
If in their yards they are not confined
To do their business, their poop, their pee.
It's the owners who make us all angry.

We will talk, and evaluate discuss and cuss.
We will come to the same conclusions and we will fuss
At the people who let their sweet puppies go
and poop at the mail drop, others yards and...whoah.

We will then talk about keeping pups from the square
And say we moved here and it just isn't fair
That you have dogs and we don't like 'em.
Especially when your dog's legs they hike 'em

ON OUR stuff, so go and keep 'em away
From where we walk and talk and play
And don't let them pee on our palm trees.
This ain't what we dreamed of, so curb 'em please.