THE REAL FRIGHT OF HALLOWEEN NIGHT
The real fright won't be the witches or ghosts,
It'll be candy and baked goods, served by the hosts.
Cupcakes with chocolate spiders are the fright,
As they steal your kids health in the dead of night.
Kids will be learning that candy's where it's at,
And Crunchy-Crunchums will make them fat.
Their parents will bake cookies with candy pressed in,
Causing ghoulish havoc with their insulin.
Why such a rush to a haunted grave?
Is it all because of the sweets that you crave?
