Other possible headlines:
1. Porcine Migration Noted Above Lake Sumter Landing
2. Wintry Blast Causes Ice Storm In Hell
3. Snowball Survives For Days In Hades
4. Overeating Causes Obesity in Chance
5. Odds Released Today, Prognosticator Reports Slim and None
Just some humor here. I like parades..............but they are not why I moved to TV.
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