I think the Twinkie Brand should be purchased by the United States Department of Defense. I believe this would be a valuable asset in time of war.
Here's one example: The U.S. could set up a manufacturing facility in South Korea, to be on standby, whereby Twinkie production could be ramped up at a moments notice. If war breaks out between the north and south, we could produce hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Twinkies daily with round-the-clock production.
We could then drop plane load after plane load of individually wrapped Twinkies over enemy forces. Of course the Twinkie wrappers would have all the ingredients listed in Korean, along with a warning that says, "WARNING: EAT TWINKIES RESPONSIBLY....IN MODERATION ONLY." (However, if North Korean troups are poorly supplied, and hungry, it's not likely they would pay any attention to the warning.) This would be in case we later get charged with a war crime.
So if any harm came to North Korean troups, we would be able to say it was their own fault for not taking personal responsibility.
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