Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo2012
An old man was asked, "At your ripe old age,
what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Johnnie Walker Whiskey,
than to forget where you keep the bottle!!" |
The answer to Parkinson's: Use a taller glass.