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Originally Posted by Ecuadog
I love them all, but no one could tell a story like Myron Cohen.
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Myron Cohen story.....An elderly man who lives in a retirement village is talking to an elderly women. He says to her "We are both alone and we both have our own apartments. Why don't we move in together. That way we would still both get our social security, but we would only have to pay one rent."
She says "Before I decide, I have to ask you....how's by you your sex life"
He says "Infrequent"
She thinks for a moment and then says "Is that one word or two"