[skyguy79]

It's a Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon World!




AKA, "It's A Wild, Wild, Wild, Wild World" with:

• Sid Caesar as Melville Crump
• Edie Adams as Monica Crump
• Mickey Rooney as "Dingy" Bell
• Buddy Hackett as "Benjy" Benjamin
• Jonathan Winters as Lennie Pike
• Milton Berle as J. Russell Finch
• Ethel Merman as Mrs. Marcus
• Dorothy Provine as Emmeline Marcus-Finch
• Spencer Tracy as Captain T. G. Culpeper
• Terry-Thomas as Lt. Col. J. Algernon Hawthorne
• Phil Silvers as Otto Meyer
• Jim Backus as airplane owner Tyler Fitzgerald
• William Demarest as Aloysius, Chief of the Santa Rosita Police Department
• Jimmy Durante as "Smiler" Grogan
• Peter Falk as a cab driver
• Eddie "Rochester" Anderson as a cab driver
• Paul Ford as Col. Wilberforce
• Jack Benny as man driving a Maxwell offering help
• Joe E. Brown as the union official giving a speech at a construction site
• Andy Devine as the Sheriff of Crockett County, California
• Norman Fell as primary detective at the "Smiler" Grogan accident site
• Leo Gorcey as the cab driver bringing Melville and Monica to the hardware store
• Buster Keaton as Jimmy the Crook, Culpeper's boatman crony
• Tom Kennedy as a Santa Rosita Police Department traffic cop
• Don Knotts as the nervous motorist
• Jerry Lewis as the motorist who runs over Culpeper's hat
• Bob Mazurki as Eddie, the miner's son
• Mike Mazurki as the miner bringing medicine to his wife
• ZaSu Pitts as Gertie, the Santa Rosita Police Department Central Division's switchboard operator
• Carl Reiner as the Rancho Conejo airport tower controller
• The Shirelles singing "31 Flavors" in Sylvester's home scene (voices only)
• Arnold Stang as service station co-owner Ray
• The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe) as Rancho Conejo Airport firemen

Man, if that ain't an all-star cast I don't know what is!