Was visiting good friends, parents of my 5-year-old goddaughter Amber. Amber's dad had recently been laid off his job and was collecting unemployment. Amber announced that she was going to Burger King to get lunch and asked what we wanted. We (adults) gave our orders, and she disappeared - returned a few minutes later with a basket full of rocks and gave us each our "order." We were impressed that she got each "order" right. When we asked how much we owed, she said she had paid for it herself because her daddy was collecting "disappointment." Out of the mouths of babes