My very favorite Jeff Foxworthy line of all times is:
"If you mother doesn't take the unflitered Camel out of the corner of her mouth when she tells the Highway Patrolman to 'Kiss her ass', you might be a redneck"
That was my mother all over...but it is my strongest hope that it isn't inherited. Or at least wasn't in my case.
Although I have been personally guilty of this one:
"If your current TV is sitting on top of your old TV that no longer works, you might be a redneck"
Hey, the old one had a really nice wood cabinet and I didn't know what to do with it. (I eventually pulled the guts out and threw them away and put the new TV in the cabinet.) hmm, maybe too late for me afterall.
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