Just so you know... we take ourselves with humor back home. My house is in Schuylkill County, PA. Coal cracker country. We are called "crackers" and the county nickname is "Skook." You will see some of our self analyzing thoughts on FB at YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SKOOK WHEN..."
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We added double yellow lines to one lane roads to create two lane roads. We have more trees than people. Opening day of trout and dear seasons are school holidays. My town has one store. You can buy bait, ammo, bread and used cars. We have a gas station and a church. Beer is 4 miles away and no restaurants. 36 unit windmill farm. and lots of corn. If you get up that way you can use my house. Keys are under the mat.