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Originally Posted by junction29
An Urgent investigation has been launched by His Worship the Mayor, after the Head of his Administration Departments Administration Departments, Administration Assistant's Assistant spotted suspicious footprints on the Lot assigned to A4 and his lovely family, this morning;
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After forensic examination of the footprints, the Mayor, using his extensive Police experience advised his Head of Administration that they were probably looking for an Adult Male (physically not mentally!) around 6 ft 5", tall, weighing around 285 lbs and with a size 13 shoe.
First suspicions centred around Jimbo2012, but when confronted, his shoe size didn't fit and he had a cast iron alibi, his wife! who confessed to wanting to drop him in it, but in this case, just couldn't
The whole of Gillyland has been mobilised and if this mysterious stranger is seen lurking around the neighbourhood again, either the Mayor or his Head of Administration should be contacted immediately. |
I am rather suspicious that we have a Florida version of Bigfoot lurking in our midst. I'm considering setting up a trail camera like the hunters use to catch the culprit. It's the least we can do for our friend and comrade, A-4.
The Mayor solemnly promises that all of the resources of GillyLand will be put to work to solve this mystery!!!
