[TerpDawg]

[QUOTE=junction29;614010]We are pleased to announce that the Greater Gilly-Wide man hunt initiated over the last couple of days has been called off!

It was discovered today that the culprit being sought as responsible for leaving deep footprints all over the A4 family Lot, is none other than A4 himself!

He was seen today trying to pull away from his good lady and her mother, who were valiantly trying to contain his antics as he danced around on the sand waving his arms in the air and shouting for joy.

The staff of the Forensic Department of His Worship the Mayor are to be congratulated on their professional analysis of the crime scene, leading to the extremely accurate description of the eventual culprit being issued.

It is only unfortunate that attention of the investigation was initially centred on two completely innocent residents, Jimbo2012 and latterly on the male half of GillyCruisers, who both had their better halves provide them with cast iron alibies.

The Mayor’s Forensic Department, when asked how they managed to derive such an accurate description of the suspect from the minute forensic evidence, replied

“We knew it was an Adult Male, physically not mentally, because a Women wouldn’t be daft enough to ruin a good pair of shoes jumping up and down like an idiot in the sand, the shoe size was obvious from the footprint impression, the depth of the depression gave us the weight and the height, as such an overweight shorter individual would not have been able jump . . .

Dag nab it! That great investigative reporter Scoop the Snoop Dawg is rushing to the scene and would have solved the case promptly, even if there were no facts to back it up. Scoop will be there tomorrow. Any parties going on during the next month?