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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
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A hungry Villager decided to go to Johnny
Rocket for lunch. He asked the waiter what the soup-of-the-day was. She said, "we have a brand new offering called
River-soup". He said, "Oh, that sounds interesting, I think I'll give it a try. So she brought him a bowl of this soup. When he looked at it, he scratched his head trying to figure out what kind of soup it was. And as he did that a
strand of his hair fell into the soup.
When he discovered the hair, not realizing it was his own, he called the waitress to complain. She came over to look and saw a brown hair. She said, "no one here has brown hair but you. That's your own hair!"
She then asked him to stand up, at which time she gave him a
wedgie and sent him on his way.