On the BASIS of the court's slow docket,
A crime sprees' a way one can mock it.
Buy a gun then unlock it and cock it,
and let bullets fly like a rocket.
Clean the barrel so rust doesn't pock it.
Take the gun to the pawn store and hock it,
then carefully launder your pocket.
It's ABSURD to PRINT poems rhyming SOCKET,
But if you haven't tried it, don't knock it!
