Ups and Downs
This is for the Gainesville Sun Sunday jumble:
The short round Frenchman spoke to the horseman in a thick ACCENT,
"Doctor say I morbeedly obese so I want horse to eggsersize myself
UNLESS my PLIGHT be SORROW."
A DAPPLEd mare allowed the man to heave his largess onto her
from a ladder, but this portly fool was more than she could bear.
She cantered SMOOTHly a few paces, then lurched with her head down.
Tumbling to the ground, the Frenchman heard a mocking whinny from the horse,
"How ees zat for eggsersize, Meester Humpity Dumpity?"
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