What baked the cake for me is when not too many years ago we were sitting at a diner eating when a woman no more that 6 feet away from us just had to start talking to a toddler on her phone with all the goo-goo's and gaga-gaga's that went with the rest of the baby talk! And, she just had to be loud enough for more than half the diner to hear her ridiculous conversation... if you want to call it that!
Before the conversation...

During...

After...
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"