To the Maniac in the Golfcart with the "Orange T" who came ripping, weaving, speeding and generally disrupting traffic on Eastfield and Bradshaw today. This is a quiet neighborhood where elderly , disabled and mentally incompetant persons wander the streets walk themselves and their dogs. Your driving and behavior will not be tolerated. I have promised to keep this information to myself but Her Ladyship Wendy, Assistant to the Assistant Administrator of Gillyland is well qualified to handle you if you can't behave. In her younger years, Lady Wendy was a member of MI-5 of Scotland Yard and handled many cases ( most of which are still classified) more difficult than you can imagine. She trained with the US Navy Seals and is trained in hand to hand combat, special weapons. She has trained in the Orient in many of the hand to hand arts with the highest masters including Judo, Karate, Chun kuk do, Jeet kun do, Niguni Stick fighting, South African bare knuckle boxing ....well the list is endless. Rumor has it at one time she was the most lethal human on earth. Do you get the picture? Continue the reckless driving putting the citizens of Gillyland at risk for bodily harm and I will be forced to report you to what may become the new Constable, Lady Wendy.
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