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Old 02-05-2013, 12:43 PM
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Default Shot through the heart at Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day is awfully hard for us singles. What do you do to get over this hump each year?

"Someone is going to shoot you (10 second pause) with Cupid's arrow." Joe at the Doggie Doo Run Run Dog Park last Valentine's Day.

One of the pooper scoopers, Joe, at Doggie Doo Run Run last year on Valentine's Day had asked me if one of the attractive ladies at the dog park had shot me with their arrows yet. Kind of a troublesome question (and the pause kind of scared me) as if the relationship does not work out what happens if your dog loves the place still but you cannot take facing a flame from the past?


I recall that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode in which a single Larry keeps on running out of lunch options when he dates women who work at various very popular eateries in Los Angeles. He decides to challenge the taboo of not pooping where you eat and winds up doing just that when his ex-girlfriend hostess spikes his soup with laxative.