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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
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There once was a Villager who suffered from awful constipation and one day he got the idea to eat a whole bowl (one lb. box) of stewed prunes to
purge this terrible affliction. Then he decided to visit the Spanish Springs Town Square for some line dancing. (Do you see where this is going?)
Suddenly, while line dancing, the prunes kicked in and he soiled his
pants. From that day on he was
depicted in the worst possible way and forever
banished from all 3 town squares.