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Old 02-12-2013, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 View Post
Jumble - Houston Chronicle

Monday's Jumble answers:

Purge.
Pants.
Banish.
Depict.
There once was a Villager who suffered from awful constipation and one day he got the idea to eat a whole bowl (one lb. box) of stewed prunes to purge this terrible affliction. Then he decided to visit the Spanish Springs Town Square for some line dancing. (Do you see where this is going?)

Suddenly, while line dancing, the prunes kicked in and he soiled his pants. From that day on he was depicted in the worst possible way and forever banished from all 3 town squares.