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Originally Posted by Villages PL
There once was a Villager who suffered from awful constipation and one day he got the idea to eat a whole bowl (one lb. box) of stewed prunes to purge this terrible affliction. Then he decided to visit the Spanish Springs Town Square for some line dancing. (Do you see where this is going?)
Suddenly, while line dancing, the prunes kicked in and he soiled his pants. From that day on he was depicted in the worst possible way and forever banished from all 3 town squares. 
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He was probably wearing white pants too.
I am sure glad I did not pick prune juice to help alleviate my low iron.