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Originally Posted by CarolSells

A young blond man came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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A blond man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver (a blond man) replied, "Bout whut?"
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The Sheriff pulled up next to a blond guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "
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A blond man and a woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......".
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A blond man entered a restaurant for a meal. At the counter there was an old man sitting with a big dog. He asked the old man, “Does your dog bite?”. Old man. “No my dog don't bite”. Blond man tried to play with the dog. The dog took a bite of his hand! The blond man angrily screamed at the old man, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite?” Old man, “Yes but this is not my dog!”.

The last joke was actually a skit in one of the Pink Panther movies wherein Inspector Clouseau was questioning a hotel clerk